birdy-is-sleepy:

Hi!! I’m finally starting up commissions.      

the first time!! If you can’t read my shit handwriting, here are the prices for the types of drawings I’m offering here:

  • Busts/Waist Up

    • sketches-$1

    • flat/cell-$3

    • full/detailed shade -$5

    Full Body

    • sketches-$3

    • flat/cell-$5

    • full/detailed shade-$10 

    Icons

    • each are $3

    • $5 for matching/pair

    Chibis

    • sketches-$2

    • full colour- $4

    Homestuck Sprites

    • Sprites of any fankid/troll/cherub/whatever are $5 each (will also include other versions of the sprite including god tier, dreamself, etc) example here

  • Extra characters are $1 in each category except icons and sprites.

Rules

  • Basic Info

    • You can only commission from one category only at a time and can have up to 4 characters on a picture.  I can decline your commission if I do not want to draw it.  But you are still free to ask for something else if I decline your first request. Please give me a visual reference if possible!

  • Contact Info

    • My contact info in case anyone needs to talk to me or anything:

    • deviantArt: birdy-is-sleepy

    • email- birdydoodlesalot@gmail.com

    • Please note me on dA, go on my ask box on Tumblr, or email me if you want to commission me

  • Payment

    • I liked to be paid first and I accept Paypal only. On deviantART, points are accepted.

  • What I Can And Won’t Draw

    • Will draw: OC’s, any ship/character/series, you, any species (demons,angels,mermaids,etc), ecchi.

    • Won’t draw: I WILL NOT DRAW NSFW!!!  Please do not ask me to draw NSFW stuff ever. I will also not draw furries/anthros/animals, intense gore, offensive images, mecha/robots (unless its simple like Jenny the Robot or Astroboy) and detailed backgrounds unless asked to.

  • Time Period

    • I have a very limited amount of time when using the computer and I also don’t have a working scanner at the moment so the time for my drawing very much depends. Do not expect me to finish you picture right away. I have a life like your’s, every artist does.

    • I will also work on two pictures from each category at a time, do not give me a deadline unless asked.

  • Refunds

    • I will refund half of the money of your commission if you wish to cancel the commission and if I can’t finish it, then I will refund fully.

 

If you have any to say about anything feel free to do so!! I am open for comments,questions,tips,suggestions,etc. Also if you can, I would really love you a whole lot if you promo me, that’d be very very great!! (I might even give you a free sketch request along with your commission)

birdy-is-sleepy:

Hi!! I’m finally starting up commissions.      

the first time!! If you can’t read my shit handwriting, here are the prices for the types of drawings I’m offering here:

  • Busts/Waist Up

    • sketches-$1

    • flat/cell-$3

    • full/detailed shade -$5

    Full Body

    • sketches-$3

    • flat/cell-$5

    • full/detailed shade-$10 

    Icons

    • each are $3

    • $5 for matching/pair

    Chibis

    • sketches-$2

    • full colour- $4

    Homestuck Sprites

    • Sprites of any fankid/troll/cherub/whatever are $5 each (will also include other versions of the sprite including god tier, dreamself, etc) example here

  • Extra characters are $1 in each category except icons and sprites.

Rules

  • Basic Info

    • You can only commission from one category only at a time and can have up to 4 characters on a picture.  I can decline your commission if I do not want to draw it.  But you are still free to ask for something else if I decline your first request. Please give me a visual reference if possible!

  • Contact Info

    • My contact info in case anyone needs to talk to me or anything:

    • deviantArt: birdy-is-sleepy

    • email- birdydoodlesalot@gmail.com

    • Please note me on dA, go on my ask box on Tumblr, or email me if you want to commission me

  • Payment

    • I liked to be paid first and I accept Paypal only. On deviantART, points are accepted.

  • What I Can And Won’t Draw

    • Will draw: OC’s, any ship/character/series, you, any species (demons,angels,mermaids,etc), ecchi.

    • Won’t draw: I WILL NOT DRAW NSFW!!!  Please do not ask me to draw NSFW stuff ever. I will also not draw furries/anthros/animals, intense gore, offensive images, mecha/robots (unless its simple like Jenny the Robot or Astroboy) and detailed backgrounds unless asked to.

  • Time Period

    • I have a very limited amount of time when using the computer and I also don’t have a working scanner at the moment so the time for my drawing very much depends. Do not expect me to finish you picture right away. I have a life like your’s, every artist does.

    • I will also work on two pictures from each category at a time, do not give me a deadline unless asked.

  • Refunds

    • I will refund half of the money of your commission if you wish to cancel the commission and if I can’t finish it, then I will refund fully.

 

If you have any to say about anything feel free to do so!! I am open for comments,questions,tips,suggestions,etc. Also if you can, I would really love you a whole lot if you promo me, that’d be very very great!! (I might even give you a free sketch request along with your commission)

birdy-is-sleepy:

Hi!! I’m finally starting up commissions.      

the first time!! If you can’t read my shit handwriting, here are the prices for the types of drawings I’m offering here:

  • Busts/Waist Up

    • sketches-$1

    • flat/cell-$3

    • full/detailed shade -$5

    Full Body

    • sketches-$3

    • flat/cell-$5

    • full/detailed shade-$10 

    Icons

    • each are $3

    • $5 for matching/pair

    Chibis

    • sketches-$2

    • full colour- $4

    Homestuck Sprites

    • Sprites of any fankid/troll/cherub/whatever are $5 each (will also include other versions of the sprite including god tier, dreamself, etc) example here

  • Extra characters are $1 in each category except icons and sprites.

Rules

  • Basic Info

    • You can only commission from one category only at a time and can have up to 4 characters on a picture.  I can decline your commission if I do not want to draw it.  But you are still free to ask for something else if I decline your first request. Please give me a visual reference if possible!

  • Contact Info

    • My contact info in case anyone needs to talk to me or anything:

    • deviantArt: birdy-is-sleepy

    • email- birdydoodlesalot@gmail.com

    • Please note me on dA, go on my ask box on Tumblr, or email me if you want to commission me

  • Payment

    • I liked to be paid first and I accept Paypal only. On deviantART, points are accepted.

  • What I Can And Won’t Draw

    • Will draw: OC’s, any ship/character/series, you, any species (demons,angels,mermaids,etc), ecchi.

    • Won’t draw: I WILL NOT DRAW NSFW!!!  Please do not ask me to draw NSFW stuff ever. I will also not draw furries/anthros/animals, intense gore, offensive images, mecha/robots (unless its simple like Jenny the Robot or Astroboy) and detailed backgrounds unless asked to.

  • Time Period

    • I have a very limited amount of time when using the computer and I also don’t have a working scanner at the moment so the time for my drawing very much depends. Do not expect me to finish you picture right away. I have a life like your’s, every artist does.

    • I will also work on two pictures from each category at a time, do not give me a deadline unless asked.

  • Refunds

    • I will refund half of the money of your commission if you wish to cancel the commission and if I can’t finish it, then I will refund fully.

 

If you have any to say about anything feel free to do so!! I am open for comments,questions,tips,suggestions,etc. Also if you can, I would really love you a whole lot if you promo me, that’d be very very great!! (I might even give you a free sketch request along with your commission)

birdy-is-sleepy:

Hi!! I’m finally starting up commissions.      

the first time!! If you can’t read my shit handwriting, here are the prices for the types of drawings I’m offering here:

  • Busts/Waist Up

    • sketches-$1

    • flat/cell-$3

    • full/detailed shade -$5

    Full Body

    • sketches-$3

    • flat/cell-$5

    • full/detailed shade-$10 

    Icons

    • each are $3

    • $5 for matching/pair

    Chibis

    • sketches-$2

    • full colour- $4

    Homestuck Sprites

    • Sprites of any fankid/troll/cherub/whatever are $5 each (will also include other versions of the sprite including god tier, dreamself, etc) example here

  • Extra characters are $1 in each category except icons and sprites.

Rules

  • Basic Info

    • You can only commission from one category only at a time and can have up to 4 characters on a picture.  I can decline your commission if I do not want to draw it.  But you are still free to ask for something else if I decline your first request. Please give me a visual reference if possible!

  • Contact Info

    • My contact info in case anyone needs to talk to me or anything:

    • deviantArt: birdy-is-sleepy

    • email- birdydoodlesalot@gmail.com

    • Please note me on dA, go on my ask box on Tumblr, or email me if you want to commission me

  • Payment

    • I liked to be paid first and I accept Paypal only. On deviantART, points are accepted.

  • What I Can And Won’t Draw

    • Will draw: OC’s, any ship/character/series, you, any species (demons,angels,mermaids,etc), ecchi.

    • Won’t draw: I WILL NOT DRAW NSFW!!!  Please do not ask me to draw NSFW stuff ever. I will also not draw furries/anthros/animals, intense gore, offensive images, mecha/robots (unless its simple like Jenny the Robot or Astroboy) and detailed backgrounds unless asked to.

  • Time Period

    • I have a very limited amount of time when using the computer and I also don’t have a working scanner at the moment so the time for my drawing very much depends. Do not expect me to finish you picture right away. I have a life like your’s, every artist does.

    • I will also work on two pictures from each category at a time, do not give me a deadline unless asked.

  • Refunds

    • I will refund half of the money of your commission if you wish to cancel the commission and if I can’t finish it, then I will refund fully.

 

If you have any to say about anything feel free to do so!! I am open for comments,questions,tips,suggestions,etc. Also if you can, I would really love you a whole lot if you promo me, that’d be very very great!! (I might even give you a free sketch request along with your commission)

710642:

well? can he????

birdy-is-sleepy:

Hi!! I’m finally starting up commissions.      

the first time!! If you can’t read my shit handwriting, here are the prices for the types of drawings I’m offering here:

  • Busts/Waist Up

    • sketches-$1

    • flat/cell-$3

    • full/detailed shade -$5

    Full Body

    • sketches-$3

    • flat/cell-$5

    • full/detailed shade-$10 

    Icons

    • each are $3

    • $5 for matching/pair

    Chibis

    • sketches-$2

    • full colour- $4

    Homestuck Sprites

    • Sprites of any fankid/troll/cherub/whatever are $5 each (will also include other versions of the sprite including god tier, dreamself, etc) example here

  • Extra characters are $1 in each category except icons and sprites.

Rules

  • Basic Info

    • You can only commission from one category only at a time and can have up to 4 characters on a picture.  I can decline your commission if I do not want to draw it.  But you are still free to ask for something else if I decline your first request. Please give me a visual reference if possible!

  • Contact Info

    • My contact info in case anyone needs to talk to me or anything:

    • deviantArt: birdy-is-sleepy

    • email- birdydoodlesalot@gmail.com

    • Please note me on dA, go on my ask box on Tumblr, or email me if you want to commission me

  • Payment

    • I liked to be paid first and I accept Paypal only. On deviantART, points are accepted.

  • What I Can And Won’t Draw

    • Will draw: OC’s, any ship/character/series, you, any species (demons,angels,mermaids,etc), ecchi.

    • Won’t draw: I WILL NOT DRAW NSFW!!!  Please do not ask me to draw NSFW stuff ever. I will also not draw furries/anthros/animals, intense gore, offensive images, mecha/robots (unless its simple like Jenny the Robot or Astroboy) and detailed backgrounds unless asked to.

  • Time Period

    • I have a very limited amount of time when using the computer and I also don’t have a working scanner at the moment so the time for my drawing very much depends. Do not expect me to finish you picture right away. I have a life like your’s, every artist does.

    • I will also work on two pictures from each category at a time, do not give me a deadline unless asked.

  • Refunds

    • I will refund half of the money of your commission if you wish to cancel the commission and if I can’t finish it, then I will refund fully.

 

If you have any to say about anything feel free to do so!! I am open for comments,questions,tips,suggestions,etc. Also if you can, I would really love you a whole lot if you promo me, that’d be very very great!! (I might even give you a free sketch request along with your commission)

birdy-is-sleepy:

Hi!! I’m finally starting up commissions.      

the first time!! If you can’t read my shit handwriting, here are the prices for the types of drawings I’m offering here:

  • Busts/Waist Up

    • sketches-$1

    • flat/cell-$3

    • full/detailed shade -$5

    Full Body

    • sketches-$3

    • flat/cell-$5

    • full/detailed shade-$10 

    Icons

    • each are $3

    • $5 for matching/pair

    Chibis

    • sketches-$2

    • full colour- $4

    Homestuck Sprites

    • Sprites of any fankid/troll/cherub/whatever are $5 each (will also include other versions of the sprite including god tier, dreamself, etc) example here

  • Extra characters are $1 in each category except icons and sprites.

Rules

  • Basic Info

    • You can only commission from one category only at a time and can have up to 4 characters on a picture.  I can decline your commission if I do not want to draw it.  But you are still free to ask for something else if I decline your first request. Please give me a visual reference if possible!

  • Contact Info

    • My contact info in case anyone needs to talk to me or anything:

    • deviantArt: birdy-is-sleepy

    • email- birdydoodlesalot@gmail.com

    • Please note me on dA, go on my ask box on Tumblr, or email me if you want to commission me

  • Payment

    • I liked to be paid first and I accept Paypal only. On deviantART, points are accepted.

  • What I Can And Won’t Draw

    • Will draw: OC’s, any ship/character/series, you, any species (demons,angels,mermaids,etc), ecchi.

    • Won’t draw: I WILL NOT DRAW NSFW!!!  Please do not ask me to draw NSFW stuff ever. I will also not draw furries/anthros/animals, intense gore, offensive images, mecha/robots (unless its simple like Jenny the Robot or Astroboy) and detailed backgrounds unless asked to.

  • Time Period

    • I have a very limited amount of time when using the computer and I also don’t have a working scanner at the moment so the time for my drawing very much depends. Do not expect me to finish you picture right away. I have a life like your’s, every artist does.

    • I will also work on two pictures from each category at a time, do not give me a deadline unless asked.

  • Refunds

    • I will refund half of the money of your commission if you wish to cancel the commission and if I can’t finish it, then I will refund fully.

 

If you have any to say about anything feel free to do so!! I am open for comments,questions,tips,suggestions,etc. Also if you can, I would really love you a whole lot if you promo me, that’d be very very great!! (I might even give you a free sketch request along with your commission)

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u

gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

coruscantcannibal:

sixpenceee:

thebartolonomicron:

sixpenceee:

EVERYDAY THE SAME DREAM is an art game about alienation and refusal of labour. You are a faceless, unnamed man going about his business. The game has alternatives endings. Will you end up going to work and working in a little cubicle like every day, or will you take another route and do something different for once? 

PLAY IT HERE

You may also like: ENTITY

OK LEMME TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY THE SAME DREAM.

My history of game design teacher had us play through this game for ten minutes one class, and then played it on the projector.

At first no one seemed to really get it, it just seemed like a daily life simulator with catchy music (the music carries the game beautifully, don’t play it on mute if you can help it).

Then some of the other students began murmuring and questioning the point of the game after a few play throughs.

Yes, there are different ways to end the day, but the game has only one true ending, which is reached after ending the day every way possible.

Don’t judge the game by the minimalist graphics and simple gameplay mechanics. Every Day the Same Dream is a brilliantly crafted and for some a highly therapeutic experience.

Things you do one day can and often will affect the following days, (your wife leaves you, the homeless man vanishes, you lose your job, etc.) Until you’re left with only one final option, which I won’t spoil.

To paraphrase my professor, this game makes you look for a deeper meaning, not just in the game but also in yourself. It takes you to a place within yourself you need to be to understand yourself and how you interact with the real world.
Play it all the way through and see for yourself.

I think everyone needs to hear this

seriously, just play it through, this is wild

anfonymackie:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

ahegao-intensifies:

seansoo:

you ever just sit there and think about how much of a disappointment to your parents you are

I don’t need to think about it when they vocalizing it

I need some advice? Uh, so I'm kind of a big deal (I have a reputation to hold up, I'm kind of like a huge jock) except I really like this girl. I met her new years at this party (we sang some karaoke it was embarrasing I guess) but that's not the point. There's this musical at my school and she wants us to do it together (again reputation) and I know I'd enjoy it esp w her but then there's also this blonde chick and her gay brother who I'm pretty sure both have crushes on me and what do I do?
Anonymous

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Do what makes you happy. Trust me. After high school, you’re going to deeply regret it if you look back and remember that you let the fear of your “reputation” hinder you from doing things you enjoy. At the end of the day, what ignorant bullshit people think or say about you does not matter. You HAVE to be yourself. You HAVE to participate in activities that make you HAPPY. Do not, PLEASE, do NOT hold yourself back from being the amazing person you can be, or participating in activities you love, or dating a person you like, all just because you are worried about a certain image you feel pressured to maintain. Don’t sacrifice any part of yourself for others. True friends will like you for you, accept you for you, and after high school is all said and done, whatever your “reputation” once was, won’t matter anymore… 

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