gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

coruscantcannibal:

sixpenceee:

thebartolonomicron:

sixpenceee:

EVERYDAY THE SAME DREAM is an art game about alienation and refusal of labour. You are a faceless, unnamed man going about his business. The game has alternatives endings. Will you end up going to work and working in a little cubicle like every day, or will you take another route and do something different for once? 

PLAY IT HERE

You may also like: ENTITY

OK LEMME TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY THE SAME DREAM.

My history of game design teacher had us play through this game for ten minutes one class, and then played it on the projector.

At first no one seemed to really get it, it just seemed like a daily life simulator with catchy music (the music carries the game beautifully, don’t play it on mute if you can help it).

Then some of the other students began murmuring and questioning the point of the game after a few play throughs.

Yes, there are different ways to end the day, but the game has only one true ending, which is reached after ending the day every way possible.

Don’t judge the game by the minimalist graphics and simple gameplay mechanics. Every Day the Same Dream is a brilliantly crafted and for some a highly therapeutic experience.

Things you do one day can and often will affect the following days, (your wife leaves you, the homeless man vanishes, you lose your job, etc.) Until you’re left with only one final option, which I won’t spoil.

To paraphrase my professor, this game makes you look for a deeper meaning, not just in the game but also in yourself. It takes you to a place within yourself you need to be to understand yourself and how you interact with the real world.
Play it all the way through and see for yourself.

I think everyone needs to hear this

seriously, just play it through, this is wild

anfonymackie:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

ahegao-intensifies:

seansoo:

you ever just sit there and think about how much of a disappointment to your parents you are

I don’t need to think about it when they vocalizing it

I need some advice? Uh, so I'm kind of a big deal (I have a reputation to hold up, I'm kind of like a huge jock) except I really like this girl. I met her new years at this party (we sang some karaoke it was embarrasing I guess) but that's not the point. There's this musical at my school and she wants us to do it together (again reputation) and I know I'd enjoy it esp w her but then there's also this blonde chick and her gay brother who I'm pretty sure both have crushes on me and what do I do?
Anonymous

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Do what makes you happy. Trust me. After high school, you’re going to deeply regret it if you look back and remember that you let the fear of your “reputation” hinder you from doing things you enjoy. At the end of the day, what ignorant bullshit people think or say about you does not matter. You HAVE to be yourself. You HAVE to participate in activities that make you HAPPY. Do not, PLEASE, do NOT hold yourself back from being the amazing person you can be, or participating in activities you love, or dating a person you like, all just because you are worried about a certain image you feel pressured to maintain. Don’t sacrifice any part of yourself for others. True friends will like you for you, accept you for you, and after high school is all said and done, whatever your “reputation” once was, won’t matter anymore… 

wait

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

tru

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

ratacular:

tylenold:

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

FUCKING HELL YEAH

zenis:

i like how all those dudes are ‘wahh prof. sycamore is SEXUALIZED to SELL TO WOMEN!!’ and its like prof. sycamore aint even sexualized like all he is is an attractive modestly dressed dude like women gamers gotta deal with battle bikinis and watermelon sized titties and these dudes cryin about a fella with nice hair and a cute smile like lmao get on my level 



shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you’re on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

askthefemaleeren:

like-an-icy-blast:

reachfortheflowers:

anigrrrl2:

askthefemaleeren:

image

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

As the straight daughter of a gay man, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling. 

As a straight girl with a basic understanding of equality and love, it also sickens me that people will keep scrolling.

As a straight Christian woman, I pray that people will not scroll past this. Love, not judge.

I’m re-reblogging for that last one.

vguy4:

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

Or both

both is good

its-me-tyler-stfu-and-die:

bethhhanay:

me and trista just snuck a thirteen yo boy into her moms house

i thing we got away with is 0.0

yeah im p sure we did